JJ's Blog

So 2008 has been a pretty good year for poker. That is, until recently.

You see, from January through July, I played 16 sessions.

I won money in 14 out of those 16 sessions. Plus, went on a win streak of 14 sessions in a row.

Then, Aug came. I’ve lost the last 4 session in a row. Mostly by playing bad.

Then, I’ve blown ¾ of my account on PokerStars by playing that evil new “8 game” they offer (Holdem, Omaha HL, Razz, Stud, Stud 8, PLO, NLHE, 2-7 triple draw)

I really suck at poker.

Luckily, I have football.

I’ve got a heads up battle with a work collegue. We pick Michigan and Nebraska vs. the point spread each week. It's looking like I'm up one game after week one (I picked NU -14.5 and Utah +3.5, he picked NU and Michigan -3.5) Michigan is on the ropes deep into the 3rd.

Then, I’ve got the NFL fantasy football. It’s a winner take all $100 league. I'm a lock. Adrian Peterson is going to be off the hook this year.

So I'm playing a little $10 headsup DDR against some 10 year old. We're playing battle mode, of course. I figure to be about a 4:1 favorite if we get any disco song circa 1985 or earlier. What do you know, I get lucky and draw "Disco Inferno". This juvenile is history! Burn baby burn!

We get into it. I've got my funky groove on. I'm hitting my combos and bonuses like a chapmp. I start freestyl'n a little- you know spins and drops. Then something goes horribly wrong. I get off of my pad a little and start missing a few steps. Then, I have a hard time syncn' back up. I take a deep breath and try to get back in it, but its too late. The punk beat me. Talk a about a "snap drag" (that's DDR terminology for getting really unlucky against an inferior opponent).

I go on to loose 8 more times in a row and completely blow my DDR bankroll.

Looks like its back to poker!

This blog is hereby dedicate to game 200% better than poker - and potentially more profitable.

D.D.R

Dance Dance Revolution.

That's right bitches! Bring it!